S.S. FANTASTIC

FLY LO

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INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS

This movie is pretty much too good for words, I finished watching it and wanted to go straight back into the theater to watch it again. I give it 4.5 Nazi scalps out of 5. See it. Now.







This guy was awesome.

SKINNY BLONDE

THIS
IS
AWESOME.

Basically as you're drinking your beer the girl on the front strips!
The bikini she is wearing disappears as you drink the beer, kind of like those shirts that change colour when you wear them, as the beer bottle warms up, the clothes come off. Very cool. Very Australian, the Vines drummer and some other guys came up with it. Bad news is that you can only get it on the East coast so far.

"All the generations of mortal man add up to nothing!
Show me the man whose happiness was anything more than illusion.
Followed by dissillusion."

-Sophocles

CHASE NO FACE

I fucking love this cat!

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/

get on it. I live for that blog.

ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HIP HOP'S PERMANENT ANNIHILATION

compliments of Joe (:

OM NOM NOM NOM

Who's hungry? I am... If only there were a food rich in nutrients that was fresh and juicy straight from the mothers womb that wasn't a baby... whats that you say?? there is?!... of course! the succulent satchel of nourishment know as the placenta. Until recently such an amiable delicacy has been hard to come by, unless of course you or your partner had just given birth to one. Today I was browsing through news articles and happened to land upon one about the recent "underground" placenta trade which isn't at all really underground, more like out in the open in a Chinese hospital near you. For the shoppers convenience, a hot, fresh placenta can be delivered straight to your hands in a discrete, black, blood soaked bag for just under US$39.99! What a bargain! Now the only question is, how do you like it? rare? medium-rare? perhaps with a hint of spice?

Also, in case the topic comes up with friends the term for the practice of eating placenta is known as placentophagia.

Bon Apetit!

PS. this is gross.

TRUTH AND LIES

"Sometimes it is easier to see clearly into the liar than into the man who tells the truth. Truth, like light, blinds. Falsehood on the contrary, is a beautiful twilight that enhances every object." - Camus.